You know what they call the guy who finishes last in medical school? They call him Doctor!

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.

You mean in the state?

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.

We did have three go to the YMCA.

They wanted to buy out my contract, but I couldn't make change for a $20, so they had to let me stay.

Coaches who shoot par in the summer are the guys I want on my schedule in the winter.

You may be big in New York, but in Walters, Oklahoma, you're nobody.

Hell no. When I die I want to be sick.

Doctors bury their mistakes, but mine are still on scholarship.

If I make a set of rules, then a guy goes out and steals an airplane. He comes back and says, 'It wasn't in the rules.'

Confidence is this: Wearing your triumphs with humility, and wearing your scars with pride. Many of us do precisely the opposite.

When everyone is determined to present someone as a monster, there are two possibilities: either he is a saint orthey are not telling the whole story.

I believe in the power of laughter and tears as an antidote to hatred and terror

Tao can be used by anybody, but it does not beling to anyone. It is just like air; everyone can breathe the air, but no one can claim ownership of the air.

I was an artist, but not a self-proclaimed great artist, just a common man who was working in a form of art which is universal.

I think there are no meaningful images. Meanings are created outside of the image.

A proven leader always has a proven track record.

Now is the era of intellect, information and the Internet.

The only poll obviously that matters is the last one, the one that's counted after all the votes are cast.

I have an older brother who is 21 and attends UC Berkley.