You know what they say, Queenie: ALWAYS bet like you have a pair.

Be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn, In that case, you should always be a unicorn.

I slump in my chair, thinking how a narcotic party of one is no party at all.

Aw, you’re nothing but heart, Mako. Nice valentine in your skull, by the way. Is that temporary or did the Tanaka-kai change their daimon to attract the Powerpuff Girls crowd?

If you ever pull a switcheroo like that again, Dee, I’m going to offer your boyfriend ten thousand dollars to make out with Alice for two minutes.

Faye, if you got eaten by another shark, would you please at least have the decency to say so? My time is kind of limited, if you know what I’m sayin’.

Turns out making a dramatic exit is a lot harder when you have to stand there and wait another twenty minutes for a boat to dock.

Enjoy your little run because there’s no way you get off this boat without her trying to slice your Achilles in half.

The words ‘drink me’ come to mind. Anyone besides me up for some heavy alcohol consumption?

Oh, Alice, you haven’t even had a taste of my romantic streak yet. And when the time’s right I don’t think I’ll have to ‘try’ to have my way with you. I just WILL.

Have you thrown ‘Why is a raven like a writing desk?’ at her yet?

Judge a man by what he tried, not by what he accomplished.

You fool, Helene. When you love, there is always more pain.

It takes a certain courage and a certain greatness to be truly base.

Nobody believes it, but I slept on a futon till I was 13.

In Los Angeles, you feel like everything revolves around the movies. In Paris, you still have other things to do.

You be sure to throw the book at him, you hear me? I feel violated, Detective. Violated." "I'll throw this table at you if you don't give us the names we're looking for.

I've always looked at shoes as being immensely beautiful things.

I will not promise what I cannot deliver. And I will never hide the cost of what I propose.

Only fools wait when their enemies are coming, to see if they may prove to be friends.

In a world of universal poverty The philosophers alone will be fat Against the autumn winds In an autumn that will be perpetual.