You know what you tell a man with two black eyes? Nothing. He's already been told twice."Darryl the cop

A lot of people say the sitcom is dead. I think they're right to some extent, in that the shows they're putting out are all the same.

Those who are willing to forfeit liberty for security will have neither.

I've certainly seen stats that if you have a woman director or a woman screenwriter, the number of female characters goes way up.

One thing that has made a big comeback just recently is this business of speaking with the dead. To my innocent mind, 'dead' implies incapable of communicating.

I don't know who's running IMDB. It could be computers. I'd like to talk to someone from IMDB.

Love of another is merely empty flattery and self-deception for one who cannot accept himself without pretense.

Help is giving part of yourself to somebody who comes to accept it willingly and needs it badly.

No other single innovation had so much impact on history.

When my books came out, they started selling but they started selling at a relatively consistent but low pace. And they started to pick up the pace.

As the representatives of the people we are here to declare that our resolve has not been weakened by these horrific and cowardly acts.