You know, when it was done originally, they always had to fight to keep it going at the end of each season. Now, The Odd Couple has become part of our language and culture.

I had to give up martinis - I enjoyed them too much.

Anything that loosens you up and makes you freer is good, because that's what acting and performing is all about - being free. It gives you a better connection to the audience.

I don't know a high C from a low C.

In fact, people have been very complimentary about my act and very tolerant of my singing ability.

You know, I'm a television personality. It's not like I'm a famous hooker or something!

Happy Ending I did with Paul Winfield. There was a play- within- the- play and I was his mother - which is a peculiar bit of casting, to say the least.

One of the most difficult things is to be friends with someone you love so immensely. It hurts. And the worst part is, you have to veil your pain with a smile. And every bit of that smile hurts too.

The difference between companies that make $100, 000 vs those that make $1bn dollars within the same industry is paying attention to detail.

You can't hate your best friend for taking opportunities he'd been given. That would be the worst sort of hate, wouldn't it? Because it would mean you hate yourself, too.

Let they child's first lesson be obedience and the second will be what thou wilt.

Every woman should shave her head once in her life, to experience what it feels like.

Giving up on our long-term goals for immediate gratification, my friends, is procrastination.

Police officers and firemen are so visible in their daily work, there's no mistaking they're there - and that presence makes people feel secure.

Our Soviet society is socialist because private ownership of factories, plants, land, banks and means of transportation has been abolished in our country, and replaced by public ownership.

If you're going to come at me, come at me respectfully, and I will respond respectfully.

The one pervading evil of democracy is the tyranny of the majority.