You know, when you're right, that's all you get to be.

Good memories are like charms...Each is special. You collect them, one by one, until one day you look back and discover they make a long, colorful bracelet.

Your mind creates your reality. If you expect nothing, you open up the universe to give you options. If you expect the worst, you usually get it.

A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night

Some poeple just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.

Oh great. Yoda captured us.

Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)

They call me, The Sharkalator

At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall.

I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose.

I had to give him props, but how annoying of him to be a hero when I was trying so hard to dislike him. It was downright selfish.

I used to work extremely hard and didn't really achieve a lot of tangible things. But when I started working extremely smart, the gates of abundant blessings opened up for me.

All strangers and beggars are from Zeus and a gift though small is precious.

False optimism sooner or later means disillusionment , anger and hopelessness.

You need a plan for yourself, just like you need a plan for a business.

One day in the country Is worth a month in town

Of this stamp is the cant of, Not men, but measures.

The issues in America are so big, and the problems are enormously complicated. But I am incredibly confident in Donald Trump to be able to execute on his promise to the people who elected him.

To achieve progress nature alone counts, and the eye is trained through contact with her. It becomes concentric by looking and working.

I spend so much time living by myself - mostly in hotels - and I pick up cats when I'm feeling particularly lonely.

My favorite newer movie is "Training Day." Denzel Washington is, to me, one of the greatest actors ever. The way he gets into those roles is ridiculous.