You know why there were only 220 Mexicans at the Alamo? They only had one car.

Do you have any bald ice cream?

I see the rodeo's in town again.

The only thing they recognize is a buffet

Hey, he speaks pretty well for a guy who just ate 2 lbs of crackers.

The Barbarian's shoes are Hair Jordans

The only two words you should ever say to a mirror are “Hello, Beautiful.

I have always loved you, princess" Robin Goodfellow promised, his green eyes shining in the darkness. "I always will. And I'll take whatever you can give me.

There's things that have no finish, Scully, no ending to speak of. There's no justice to it, but that's the God's truth. The only end some things have is the end you give em.

What hurts is not being homosexual, but they tell it in your face as if you were a plague.

Let's help people in this country with the resources we have.

People who are using your product and putting up with all these issues, means that they are not actually the biggest problems.

Get passed the low hanging fruit. Anybody can grab that! Elevate your thought process and your mind and be creative.

I give him (Frank Howard during April 28, 1968 two-hitter) shoulder, back, foot and the ball last," and Frank Howard commented, "He threw everything at me but the ball.

Don't accept the applause of men, and you won't be destroyed by their criticism.

I'm sorry I didn't wear paint this morning. I tend not to wear it unless I'm getting highly paid.