You know why you hate me so much, Jeffery? Because I look the way you feel.

I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown?

Sure, mom, I settle down with a nice girl every night, then I'm free the next morning.

I couldn't get any jobs, and when that happens, you get so humble it's disgusting. I didn't feel like a man anymore -- I felt really creepy. I was bumping into walls and saying, Excuse me.

I'm just some lunatic macaroni mushroom, is that it?

You try too hard. Winners forget they're in a race. They just love to run.

You win, you win. You lose, you still win.

Did Mad freakin' Max just call me irritating?

A winner forgets he's in a race, he just loves to run.

I dyed my hair blonde in that movie, so my head doesn't match my grill.

Ah, I don't do interviews, really.

la vida sólo puede ser entendida mirando hacia atrás

Learning to read music in Braille & play by ear helped me develop a [very] good memory.

Don’t try to lie to your heart because one day, it’ll eat you up - Marina

They didn't have a problem with me being wild and crazy when it came time to fill the arenas.

Pain is fuel for a fitter world

Sometimes the most important word is no. It takes the pressure off.

Any man that has had a mother, has a sister, wants to be a father will find this [movie Bad Moms] incredibly eye opening and hysterical and funny.

Sometimes it is possible to live without knowing our neighbours: this is not Christian

I would say that, apart from being a writer, I have also always been very conscious of the idea of a 'world elsewhere'.

Obscurity is a far greater threat to authors and creative artists than piracy.