You know you have ADD when Look A chicken - T-shirt

I like to see the glass as half full, hopefully of jack daniels.

I may not look like much, but I'm an expert at pretending to be a ninja.

Never knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell then run. He totally hates that. - T-shirt

I stood and walked around the desk so I could stand over him. Menacingly. Like Darth Vader, only with better lung capacity.

You called me at four thirty-four....I hate four thirty-four. I think four thirty-four should be banned and replaced with something more reasonable, like, say, nine twelve.

He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought.

Maybe I needed sensitivity training. I once signed up for an anger management class, but the instructor pissed me off.

If I couldn't be a good example, I'd just have to be a horrible warning.

You rented the apartment with a dead guy in the corner?” I shrugged. “I wanted the apartment, and I figured I could cover him up with a bookcase or something.

My powers of persuasion are only as strong as the bullshit I have to back it up.- Charley Davidson

One kiss changed my life. Dibs on the rest of yours. ~Daniel

Mental and emotional freedom is not the denial of truth — it’s the recognition that truth isn't something we need to run from or be afraid of.

If you don't feel loved maybe the outward trappings like weddings and wedding rings become important? (Page 567)

Money is only a vehicle that provides you with options, and I say there's only one thing that money can't buy - poverty.

I need to be more romantic. I do. I know that's something women really appreciate.

I love you. I'll never leave you and I swear to you sweetheart that you will never be alone.

The mainstream media has its own agenda. They do not want to print the facts. They have an agenda, they have a slant, they have a bias. It is outrageous to me.

Religion is a superstition that originated in man's mental inability to solve natural phenomena. The Church is an orgainized institution that has always been stumbling to block progress.

I have been very happy in the House of Representatives.

The poorest residents of the gulf coast were most affected by the devastating hurricanes, and the poorest Americans have shouldered a disproportionate share of the burden in Iraq.