You know you love me. Xoxo, GossipGirl.

Give a girl a boyfriend and she becomes a total expert on relationships

the garbage cans and mailboxes on the sidewalk would stay the same, but the people would be just a beautiful blur of motion.

Open the fridge and put My heart on a plate. I'm just as you left me, and I taste even better leftover.

And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell...You know you love me. XOXO, Gossip Girl

You can't make people love you but you can make them fear you

Just because we can't be together doesn't mean I don't love you

Recently my publicist asked me for a college photo, and I realize how chubby I looked. I know this sounds totally shallow, but my advice is don't fall prey to the freshmen fifteen!

Destiny is for losers. It's just a lame excuse for letting things happen to you instead of making them happen.

...don't act like I didn't for you. I did. Hard. And for a long time. So please, forgive me if now that we're over, I'm exhausted.

I know hate is a strong word and everything, but its okay: we're teenagers.

I kept getting the odd sensation that I was in fact perfectly stationary, and that I was pushing the world around under my feet.

A person who thinks too much only ever thinks about his thoughts

The unprepared mind cannot see the outstretched hand of opportunity.

I like the smell of a dunged field, and the tumult of a popular election.

It seems to me a fundamental dishonesty, and a fundamental treachery to intellectual integrity to hold a belief because you think it's useful and not because you think it's true.

To me the Bible is not God, but it is God's voice, and I do not hear it without awe

It is a common law of nature, which no time will ever change, that superiors shall rule their inferiors.

This precept descended from Heaven: know thyself.

The poetry is the Earth, charming; The river, flowing from lofty mountains; Nature, a young woman and a heavenly plant with blossoming flowers, slinking in the garden of the mind.

You're an idiot. You've screwed up every play we ever ran. You're too stupid to even remember the plays. We ought to get rid of you.