You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.

No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone... you answer it.

The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching.

What did the 5 fingers say to the face. S L A P!

I think extreme sports are really good for relieving stress.

You know, be able to do something great in your life, you're gonna have to realize your failures. You're gonna have to embrace them and figure out how to overcome it.

Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!

Cause my life is dope, and I do dope sh*t

I support anyone's right to be who they want to be. My question is: to what extent do I have to participate in your self-image?

The mark of greatness is when everything before you is obsolete, and everything after you bears your mark.

Chivalry is dead. Women killed it.

Anyone can criticize. It is important to be a person who can appreciate and show the way to betterment.

Stop grovelling and start working.

Maybe what my sister wanted was to stay here and get married and have a family.Maybe that was her color of extraordinary.

It’s always better to sit on your dignity in private than to stand on it in public.

Live in the moment. Feel everything you want to feel. And maybe have a couple of drinks if you're nervous, I guess.

The difference between a movie and a play is that the production you end up with is the production. If a movie that I spent time on turns out to be crap, it's never going to be made again.

It was moving, but so absurd that I nearly laughed out loud. I imagined a new line of Hallmark cards: "Thank you for not killing my boyfriend, even if it risks killing you.

When you're building a business or joining a company you have to be transparent, you can't have two sets of information for two sets of people.

Labour is a great leveler of all distinctions.

Other seasons come abruptly but ask so little when they do. Winter is the only one that has to be relearned.