You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you're down there.

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.

There's an old saying, 'Life begins at forty.' That's silly. Life begins every morning you wake up.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch.

I get up every morning and read the obituary column. If my name's not there, I eat breakfast.

Love sparkles within the shimmering jewel that is your heart.

When was the last time you read a book? The truth now. And picture books don't count-I mean something with print in it.

It was a remarkable realization to Eby, that we are what we're taught. That was why the Morris women were what they were. It was because they knew no different.

My heart is ever at your service.

It is part of the work of education to have substantive relationships with your students.

I'm ultimately satisfied that we know a little bit more about how the world really works.

Cleanliness may be defined to be the emblem of purity of mind.

I figured out if I have a good goal in mind, then I can actually achieve it.

I like guitar. It just turned out that it's the instrument I learned to play. I have a lot of respect for it and I'm learning more and more everyday.

I make films about working class people.