You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties

I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.

My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.

A witch always exercises their body and mind.

Identity was partly heritage, partly upbringing, but mostly the choices you make in life. ~ Bran

Strength and compassion are not mutually exclusive.

I found that our Soviet espionage efforts had virtually never, or had very seldom, produced any worthwhile political or economic intelligence on the Soviet Union.

Gregariousness is always the refuge of mediocrities, whether they swear by Soloviev or Kant or Marx. Only individuals seek the truth, and they shun those whose sole concern is not the truth.

Learn the difference between striving for excellence and striving for perfection. The first is attainable; the second is not.

Songs are more powerful than books.

Silence is God's first language.

You can see the weakness of a man right through his iris.

Gods, how I’ve missed you. (Stryker) I hate you with every beat of my heart. (Zephyra)