You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.

There's an old saying, 'Life begins at forty.' That's silly. Life begins every morning you wake up.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch.

I get up every morning and read the obituary column. If my name's not there, I eat breakfast.

When you stop giving and offering something to the rest of the world, it's time to turn out the lights.

Knowing why you are is your purpose.Knowing who you are is your style.Knowing what you are is your character

The interior of the arms dealer's private jet was so ugly it hurt my feelings as well as my eyeballs.

My list would be Russia, Morocco, Turkey, and South Africa I'm doing which is somewhere I've wanted to go, Australia, Japan maybe, and China, if I have the energy to go and play at all those places.

you fly until you crash two days two nights no sleep, no food, come down off the monster YOU CRASH REAL HARD

The secret of all true persuasion is to induce the person to persuade himself.

Like most dancers, I love lip stains! We hate gloss because hair gets stuck in it.

Think about all of the times, situations, and circumstances where you have gotten caught up in making your self right rather than happy... The harder you fight to win, the bigger you lose.

Even in reaching for the beautiful there is beauty, and also in suffering whatever it is that one suffers en route.

I feel the world is over-saturated with [brand] products, and it isn't about what you're wearing as much as it is about what message you are trying to convey.

I don't have to be a success. I can just try.