You know you're in trouble, when the bartender cries.

Don't lie, then you can look the whole world in the eye.

The chance of a criminal getting caught, is only slightly better than getting hit by lightning.

Stealing is a lazy man's way. Something for nothing, leaves you hell to pay.

Love never betrays. People do.

The old saying that, "you are what you eat" extends beyond the body, and includes experiences.

We men and women are all in the same boat, upon a stormy sea. We owe to each other a terrible and tragic loyalty.

Martin Luther King Jr. was a great teacher and just a great person in general.

I always try to be a reliable friend.

You can only lose something that you have, but you cannot lose something that you are.

Personal power is not the end of the process. It is a tool that you use to get someplace. The purpose of the car is not to live in the car, it is to drive you someplace you want to go.

He can afford to be a fool.

Every breath is a new beginning and a new chance.

I could never sit down and write jokes.