You know your husband truly loves you when he calls you, "Money, I'm home!

He aimed at the lawyer's heart but missed it. It was a mistrial.

When I pass the bar, you'll be barred from bars but put behind them.

On the stand, I asked the witness, “What's your occupation?”“Make-up artist.”“Objection!” I replied, “Lack of foundation.

When I lose control, I lose my cool and I pass the point of no RTN.

Let's play Russian roulette. If you win, I give you a Colombian necktie.

I put the bra in brand, and I top it!

To see the years touch ye gives me joy", he whispered, "for it means that ye live.

A (wo)men travels the world over in search of wht (s)he needs and returns home to find it

Everything in life has its price, and often the heaviest prices we pay are not in terms of money.

If Christianity is not scientific, and Science is not of God, then there is no invariable law, and truth becomes an accident.

Forms in art arise from the impact of idea upon material... so that thinking and belief and attitudes may endure as actual things.

Until we recognize the SELF that exists apart from who we think we are - we cannot know the Ch'an ( ZEN ) MIND

I'm very drawn to Eastern Europe, so I like a Hungarian writer who wrote in French called Emil Cioran; he was always good for giving me such a stir.

I am much chastened and profoundly remorseful. I can only hope that the Almighty and those whom I have wronged will forgive me my trespasses.

A nonreader is somebody standing there in a blindfold.

I think people can stand to take themselves just a little less seriously. I'm fighting the war against pretension.