You know your problem, Quentin? You keep expecting people not to be themselves.

The town was paper, but the memories were not.

As long as we don't die, this is gonna be one hell of a story.

That's always seemed so ridiculous to me, that people want to be around someone because they're pretty. It's like picking your breakfeast cereals based on color instead of taste.

Peeing is like a good book in that it is very, very hard to stop once you start.

Poetry is just so emo." he said. "Oh, the pain. The pain. It always rains. In my soul.

The rules of capitalization are so unfair to words in the middle of a sentence.

I don't know how I look, but I know how I feel: Young. Goofy. Infinite.

The way I figure it, everyone gets a miracle.

As far as I can tell, there are two basic (kissing) rules: 1. Don't bite anything without permission. 2. The human tongue is like wasabi: it's very powerful, and should be used sparingly.

I will play out the string. I will not betray your trust. I will find you.

Being success is not an easy thing. It need courage, fight, brave, and time. Let them judge. Just show them the result later. Because a wise man said that success is the biggest revenge.

I want to be a wise woman

Lead such a life, that, when you die, the people may mourn you, and while you are alive they long for your company.

It's not easy being young. It's hard to know what to do.

You should read books like you take medicine, by advice, and not by advertisement.

To tell the truth is to become beautiful.

I was a lawyer and I have been married to a lawyer. I think one lawyer per household is plenty. It's a good quota for us.

Mobile phones are misnamed. They should be called gateways to human knowledge.

You’d be surprised what a person can live with,” Dan said.

After you get stung, you can't get unstung no matter how much you whine about it.