You learn more from your mistakes than you do from your successes.

Parents don't make mistakes because they don't care, but because they care so deeply.

A grandchild is a miracle, but a renewed relationship with your own children is even a greater one.

A newborn already has nine months of experience when she is born.

Grandparents who want to be truly helpful will do well to keep their mouths shut and their opinions to themselves until these are requested.

American science is much more organized, much more hierarchical than British science has been.

My mom always said fighting with me as a kid was like going to court. I'm trying to realize that being right is not the most important thing.

The moral cannibalism of all hedonist and altruist doctrines lies in the premise that the happiness of one man necessitates the injury of another.

If I thought the Jews killed God, I'd worship the Jews.

I was still in school at the time and Cab was very popular and everybody was doing Cab Calloway so I did.

A bore is a person who opens his mouth and puts his feats in it.

We've learned that Donald Trump can say whatever he wants and switch it a minute later, and nobody really cares.

And a proverb haunts my mind As a spell is cast, The mill cannot grind With the water that is past.

There is no college for the conscience.