You learn something every day, unless you're careful.

Real programmers don't comment their code. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.

Real programmers don't work from 9 to 5. If any real programmers are around at 9am it's because they were up all night.

Real programmers don't write in PL/I. PL/I is for programmers who can't decide whether to write in COBOL or FORTRAN.

The secret to happiness is complaining very little.

Jesus says, "Here's the deal! I'll leave My place. I'll come to your place. I'll take your place. And then we'll go to My place.

There's no map there's no master plan there's just people.

Over there, in Europe, all was shame and anger. Here it was exile or solitude, among these languid and agitated madmen who danced in order to die.

So many things tear us apart from each other. That's the hardest thing, to fit with all the hatred and pain we're embroiled in. I mean, we're a very violent species, physically and emotionally.

I am a man and you are a woman. I can't think of a better arrangement.

Doubting everything and believing everything are two equally convenient solutions that guard us from having to think

If you don't step forward, you're always in the same place.

Whosoever enjoys not this life, I count him but an apparition, though he wear about him the sensible affections of flesh. In these moral acceptions, the way to be immortal is to die daily.

Nobody's life is wrapped up neatly in a bow.