You learn to build your roads on today because tomorrow's ground is too uncertain for plans and futures have a way of falling down in mid-flight.

When you lack self-esteem it’s easy to keep attracting the wrong people into your life.

The tongue can no man tame it is an unruly evil.

There was never any question that I would go to college, that I would travel, that I would go to the theater early and often.

If somebody hits you with an object you should beat the hell out of them.

I've learned the importance of speaking up for myself and voicing my opinions and my ideas. I'm definitely a shy person.

I regard the writing of humor as a supreme artistic challenge.

Make sure furniture decor has similar scale. It's all about scale, proportion, measuring, being conscious of the overall plan.

My advice: Don't quit. When I got to New York City, I lived so far below the poverty line, because I didn't give in and get a job at 7-Eleven. I think you can thrive in misery.

I'm pretty sarcastic, and sometimes that doesn't come across on the Internet. It seems I'm being rude or stupid.