You like every one; that is to say, you are indifferent to every one.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

There are only two choices. Stay here and die. Or get up and see what happens next.

People only tell lies when the truth is disagreeable to them, or frightens them, or to cover sin.

Those teetering on madness hold keys to doors you know nothing about. You must ask yourself if these rooms are worth visiting—if in the end life would have made more sense having been in them.

Accept the pain cherish the joys resolve the regrets then can come the best of benedictions-"If I had my life to live over I'd do it all the same."

I’m a Brooklyn guy onstage, and I try to really feed my fans with the kind of material they expect from me.

Those who want to be offended don't have the right to try and close down the newspaper that offends them.

The Church is designed to nourish the imperfect, the struggling, and the exhausted.

I am in favor of the European institutions being led for the next two-and-a-half years as they have been thus far. We need stability.

To me, the good thing about living in L.A. is diversity in lifestyle choices, color, and religion.

I admit, I was fascinated by Adolf Hitler. He was a pleasant boss and a fatherly friend.