You little prick. It's a whelk...it's a...it's a...dead whelk!

St John had always been a fan of the RS Turbo, mainly due to the colour coded rear spoiler and air vents in the bonnet, which distinguished it from the more common and less powerful XR3i.

Had the facial plumage been of a paler hue it would have looked like a pile of horse crap on a winter’s day.

Her protestations were drowned out by the sound of Gordon Honeycomb barfing up aftershock into the kitchenette sink.

A huge meringue with polio who drives everywhere in a beautifully restored Hillman Imp.

Your toaster’s a puff.

please believe that things are good with me, and even when they're not, they will be soon enough. And i will always believe the same about you.

I am nothing without the One who is everything.

There is immense power when a group of people with similar interests gets together to work toward the same goals.

Any ceremony performed in the absence of reasonable knowledge as to cause and effect is magic.

Today is a new canvas, paint it with all your favorite colors.

It's really not that difficult to be happy. You just have to be grateful and especially appreciate what you do have now. The rest will come, my dear.

We try to find chemistry; we don't do a lot of situational baseball.

If a young girl is being forced into a brothel she will not talk about her rights. In such a situation the word would sound ludicrously inadequate.

Nobody beats Vitas Gerulaitis seventeen times in a row.

Junk is the ideal product... the ultimate merchandise. No sales talk necessary. The client will crawl through a sewer and beg to buy.