You live in a deranged age - more deranged than usual, because despite great scientific and technological advances, man has not the faintest idea of who he is or what he is doing.

Being uneducated is no guarantee against being obnoxious.

It is possible, however, that the artist is both thin-skinned and prophetic and, like the canary lowered into the mine shaft to test the air, has caught a whiff of something lethal.

America is a tune. It must be sung together.

I was ready to quit music. It felt to me like music equalled death.

Some men succeed by what they know; some by what they do; and a few by what they are.

On the Internet, inside information is currency, and there will always be counterfeiters among us.

Comfort is definitely important to me, especially when Im running around.

It is a wealthy person, indeed, who calculates riches not in gold but in friends.

There are lots of things I really like besides girls. Like pizza. And pranking. And CHUCK NORRIS.

Governments don't control people like they used to.

I learned that every mortal will taste death. But only some will taste life.

There are no solutions; there are only trade-offs.