You live more for 5 minutes going fast on a bike than other people do in all of their life.

Equality... is when you don't feel the existence of word

I know that I'm crazy. And that has made all the difference." From: Furiously Happy: A funny book about horrible things.

I would never dream of killing an excellent tailor, not even to keep a secret that could endanger my life.

The novel has always been the form that incorporates other forms. For me, it has always been the ultimate medium.

Hail, hail rock and roll / Deliver me from the days of old.

You got a problem?" "Aside from the fact that we are about to die? No. But I want to say thank you before it is too late.

When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they 'don't understand' one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.

Competence is the enemy of change!

A fat person lives shorter but eats longer.

You know, I'm a Republican, I'm a Conservative, I voted for George Bush.