You live your comedic life close to the edge, you're gonna cross the line and offend people.

Growing up in Rhode Island, my friends would have strung me up if I had been a Yankees fan.

I don't think you should just do what makes you happy. Do what makes you great.

You do not have to be fearless, just don't let fear stop you.

People are demanding so much of me. They really want to pigeonhole me.

I have expanded my mind and destroyed my liver but I didn't give up.

Cats do not abide by the laws of nature.

I'm not the biggest fan of comedies where nothing is real.

It doesn't really matter to me whether the 7-year-olds are big fans of my work. I'm happy just to be working at all. I do think it will be nice to have a movie that my son can watch.

Knowing that I'm not a model and I'm never going to be has relieved me of the pressure of looking good. If you don't establish yourself as McDreamy then you don't have to live up to it.

I eat stickers all the time dude!

Don’t be afraid of those failures that do not lead to a loss of life or that do not incapacitate people.

It is better to have a warm than cold heart.

I eat well, but I don't believe in diets.

When politicians talk about immigration reform, they usually mean the following, amnesty, open borders, lower wages.

I'm only here on Earth to serve God. I never had a career. I don't care about commercialism. I have a ministry and I'll fight for the ministry.

I tend to eat geographically. When I'm in L.A., I like to eat L.A. food.

The more I know people, the more I love my dog.

Anybody can be Pope; the proof of this is that I have become one.

I think I did everything possible known to any mayor in the country as it relates to saving lives.

My father didn't know George W. Bush from Adam.