You'll find sympathy in the dictionary between sh*t and suicide.

Just when you think you know the answers, I change the questions.

Sooner or later, everybody pays the Piper!

I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me.

I walk so fast, I talk so fast, I could turn the light off and be in bed before the room's dark.

You don't throw rocks at a man with a machine gun!

I'm the reason Hulk Hogan lost his hair.

I don't need to know how tough I am to know how tough I am.

My friends keep telling me I'm doing it with Mary Palmer. That's not true - I'm too busy masturbating to meet anyone new.

I was pissin' Vince McMahon off when the red on the back of your neck was diaper rash!

Ric Flair, you once called me a woman. Well, what I want to know is, how does it feel to get beat by a woman?

You fell asleep and a monster crawled from out of my head and found its way under my bed

Art does not exist for politics, or for instruction- it exists primarily for pleasure, or it is nothing.

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that I reach for my feather boa!

I don't really know if I want to do acting as a career. I really don't know what I want to do yet.

Flies are so mighty that they win battles, paralyse our minds, eat up our bodies.

I used to play golf. I wanted to be a better player, but after a while I realized I'd always stink. And that's when I really started to enjoy the game.

I've always said that there's a huge progressive rock, progressive metal audience out there, in the world.

I never go about a new project as if I'm trying ot redefine myself. I just like to work, and I'm excited by material I find challenging and - if it's a comedy - exceptionally funny.

I'm starting to mistrust my judgment.

Every day can't be the best day Do what you can right now, don't hesitate That's why we try to make love and get paid Take the bad with the good, now let's play