You’ll never have a 16-team playoff in college football. The most that could happen would be four teams in the next century. But after that, I’m dead, so who cares?

Dracula and LSU Football are at their best after the sun goes down.

Best scene in college football is at LSU on a Saturday night.

You only have to bat 1.000 in two things-flying and heart transplants. Everything else, you can go four in five.

Ron Powlus will win the Heisman two times and be the greatest quarterback in the history of Notre Dame.

My first on the bucket list will be a night game at LSU. I don't know if I'm ever going to get there. Of all the things in college sports, that would be No. 1.

I hate it. I just do. That [artificial turf], local news, the IRS, and hair dryers are the four worst inventions of the century.

The first word you see at the airport is 'terminal'.

Nebraska sets the standard for how fans should act.

I turn my head so that he doesn't see my smile and secretly curse him for making me feel special.

Most people are idiots

Honestly, I find the analysis of dreams is one of the dullest things. I say this as a therapist kid. I find them deeply uninteresting, as a window to the soul.

Good cinema is what we can believe and bad cinema is what we can't believe. What you see and believe in is very much what I'm interested in.

At times almost all of us envy the animals. They suffer and die, but do not seem to make a "problem" of it.

This is your heart.Keep it locked until the chap turns up who has the key.

I've done jiujitsu a huge chunk of my life, and I try to spend a lot of time educating people on the nuances, the subtleness of the ground game. It's a big part of mixed martial arts.

I write really scathing, angry stuff when I'm in a better mood, and then uplifting and happy stuff when I'm at the absolute bottom.

I'd been through crappy day jobs and stupid garage bands. I was determined to make it as a musician.

Aloneness is a state of being, whereas loneliness is a state of feeling. It's like the difference between being broke and being poor.