You look at what Vladimir Putin is doing with President Obama. He's, like, toying with him. He's toying with him.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

Revolution begins in putting on bright colors.

New Year eve is an ecstasy of new anticipation.

But leisure has little to do with one's happiness. To the contrary, I've found that the happiest people have found some cause and they stride through life propelled by a commitment.

There's nothing wrong with wanting someone to save us - or admitting we can't do it all ourselves.

Oh, escape is easy once you have the right plan.' 'Do we have the right plan?' 'Not yet.' 'Do we have any plan?' 'Not yet.

I love both the way a dog looks up to me and a cat condescends to me.

There exists no politician in India daring enough to attempt to explain to the masses that cows can be eaten.

I don't take compliments so well. I always hang my head and shuffle and kind of try to immediately forget.

The Harvard Lampoon itself, which had a pretty stellar run in the '60s.

I used to be called the "Green Jack Kemp" because of my promotion of entrepreneurial and work-based solutions for poor people.