You look like a handsome young man…although you might want to zip your fly. Mom! What? Should I have not told you and left it for everyone else to notice at the dance?

I dove on those papers like Sherlock Holmes on a cappuccino binge.

Instead of agonizing about the things you can't change, why don't you try working on the things you can change

Chicks dig a dude who’s sporting the latest eggplant turtleneck styles.

But nobody ever tells you in advance when you should concentrate on the good times-that's why you're supposed to do it every day.

If you promise you will get better instead of dying, I promise I will, too.

It was like seeing Bill Gates at age thirteen, times two. And half of him was wearing a cheerleader uniform. Yes, I know that’s a weird image.

There are really no guidelines whatsoever, because this is the kind of thing that only happens to ME.

And if there was one thing I'd finally figured out, it was that your mind is something you always CAN change.

Some kids do drugs. Some kids light stuff on fire. Me, I eat oats.

(Yes teenage boys who are fine always cry on their mothers’ shoulders until they leave a snot trail.)

The mystery was gone but the amazement was just starting.

Always move towards the light even if you stumble on your path cause it casts a shadow on the miseries of our past.

Foul cankering rust the hidden treasure frets, but gold that's put to use more gold begets.

I am results-oriented.

A wise man sees the path all must walk and embraces the free will of humankind, even if to watch it unfold causes him pain.

If I read or listened to critics of our music. I'd have been discouraged a long time ago.

I want to be one of those cool people that's like, "What is Twitter?" and just be totally blind to it.

If you do not help a man with his troubles, it is equivalent to bringing troubles to him.

I'll show them 'love is worthless,'" Silena Beauregard grumbled as she strapped on her armor. "I'll pulverize them!

The first CD said exactly what it was. I was just in the streets hustling. I come from a family of hustlers.