You look like shit.” “Thanks. I look way better than I feel.

Maybe that’s why God made childbirth so painful, so that when your life is wrecked by children you know it could be worse.

My heart is an empty refrigerator.

Humans are allergic to change. They love to say, 'We've always done it this way.' I try to fight that. That's why I have a clock on my wall that runs counter-clockwise.

Some wisdom you must learn from one who's wise.

The validity of a tax depends upon its nature, and not upon its name.

Those are my goals, you know. To be smart, tasteless, and feeling. Something to shoot for.

Have we arrived at our own faith and our own path or simply internalized the beliefs of parents, clergy, spouse, or friends?

It's surprising how often history is decided by something as trival as bad shellfish.

I'm now beginning to feel that the pessimistic vision is not for the movies.

I started Dell 28 yrs ago with $1000. Revenues in 1984 were $6 million. Last year $62.1 billion. Impossible is nothing.

When everything seems to be going well and your dream is almost within your gasp, that is when you must be more alert than ever.

I moved to Chicago in 1980 to go to college