You look like you're ready for bed!

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels.

During the Blitz, a lot of shops had their windows blown in and put up notices saying, 'More open than usual'. I now declare this place more open than usual.

Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.

How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?

People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.

I would like to go to Russia very much — although the bastards murdered half my family.

You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and I don't trust you.

The bastards murdered half my family.

In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, in order to contribute something to solve overpopulation.

When you imitate others in real life, you deny the world benefits of your uniqueness. So be who you were born to be!.

Desecration is the smile on my face.

Well being is a condition one has to groom, a condition one has to become aquainted with in order to seek it

The president-elect [Donald Trump] finds himself in an unfamiliar and, perhaps, uncomfortable position. The enemies he's been fighting against are gone.

I think it's clearly the result of something that looks like a campaign.

And once begun, change cannot be reversed.

Going to a psychiatrist has become one of the most dangerous things a person can do.

It's so graceful to be blown by the wind, to go where the wind takes you. Just drifting over beautiful rivers in a balloon is perfect.

You cannot depend on a sandbag dike to save your life. You put it up to try to save your property.

Being human means having power; specifically, the power to accomplish whatever we want.