You love tests?" "Well, yeah. There are questions and answers. True or false, multiple choice, essay. What's not to love?

If you don't go after what you want, you'll never have it. If you don't ask, the answer is always no. If you don't step forward, you're always in the same place.

Life is like a moustache. It can be wonderful or terrible. But it always tickles.

Love is not enough. But, it is the rock on which all else stands.

know what you want, work to get it, then value it once you have it.

Feeling too much is a hell of a lot better than feeling nothing.

If you don't step forward, you're always in the same place.

Some things in life are out of your control. You can make it a party or a tragedy.

It's hard to resist a bad boy who's a good man.

Love and magic have a great deal in common. they enrich the soul, delight the heart. And they both take practice.

People and relationships never stop being a work in progress

If a man treats you like a princess, he deserves to be your king.

Scholars love knowledge.Philosophers love wisdom.The most knowledgeable become professors.The most wise become sages.

The spirit of light gives birth to the soul of love.

I actually write some pretty tough jokes. I don't want to push the "soft" angle too much.

I am not what I once was. [Lat., Non sum qualis eram.]

When you're indiscriminate in allowing people to post, the loudest and emptiest voices invariably drown out everyone else.

We don't have to miss each other, come over We don't have to fix each other, come over We don't have to say forever, come over You don't have to stay forever, come over

I always liked the Raiders of the Lost Ark. I still want to be Indiana Jones.

Human beings are capable of virtually limitless degradation; they are also capable of virtually limitless improvement and achievement. Success depends on goals and on diligence in pursuing them.

Drunkenness is a flattering devil, a sweet poison, a pleasant sin, which whosoever hath, hath not himself, which whosoever doth commit, doth not commit sin, but he himself is wholly sin.