You made her apologize for sickness. For her courage. You made her feel sorry for dying.

it's like a squid in love with the sky.

I do not know what I regret. I sit with my pen, and cannot find an end to that sentence.

The sky was as blue as a stupid postcard, and the islands were as green as islands.

The natural world is so adaptable...So adaptable you wonder what's natural.

Older teens tend to write to me and say, 'Thank you for not writing down to teenagers.'

Whispering makes a narrow place narrower.

Why not write a book which is as sophisticated as a book for an adult, but is about the concerns that teenagers actually have?

It's insulting to believe that teens should have a different kind of book than an adult should.

Teens are not like the weird, dumb dwarves you have around your house. They are actually you when you were younger.

I can't tell you how irritating it is to be an atheist in a haunted house.

We don't forgive people because they deserve it. We forgive them because they need itwe need it.

A domesticated man makes my lady parts beep!

Our MANDATE at Blackhawk is to create mega-millionaires. Period. More wealth for our clients, more power for all of us ...the People.

To me, seeing a really great comedian is a bit like watching a musician or a poet.

The person doing the worrying experiences it as a form of love; the person being worried about experiences it as a form of control.

Great robbers always resemble honest folk. Fellows who have rascally faces have only one course to take, and that is to remain honest; otherwise, they would be arrested off-hand.

No one is entertained by economics.

I never really hated any particular sport but out of all the sports, I used to prefer the team games to running and sprinting and those types of things.

Christ has no velvet crosses.

NOBODY messes with "The Bad Guy"!