You made one mistake. You married me.

New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment... a place where you're least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.

The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody to love you.

It's not that the Irish are cynical. It's rather that they have a wonderful lack of respect for everything and everybody.

I have never seen a situation so dismal that a policeman couldn't make it worse.

They took away our land, our language, and our religion; but they could never harness our tongues.

The terrorist is the one with the small bomb.

I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not.

I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.

Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.

The only thing I envy in young people is their livers.

We can worship God imperfectly, but we cannot worship him insincerely.

You don't get everything all at once. You wait.

Books! I dunno if I ever told you this, but books are the greatest gift one person can give another.

The long and distressing controversy over capital punishment is very unfair to anyone meditating murder.

Missionary work is not easy because salvation is not a cheap experience.

The community owes us nothing. It's up to us to go out and earn their respect.

Hirsch and Ford believe that we've 'demonstrated' enough. It's now time for 'doing.' This book shows how to be missional 'Right Here, Right Now.'

The Creator made Italy from designs by Michelangelo.

Permitting and protecting even the smallest acts of abuse by a tiny fraction of our officers leads to a culture where extreme acts of abuse are more likely.

Many dogs will give a greeting grin much like a human smile.