You make a choice to win and you win...

I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.

I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching, a total fricking rock star from Mars...

Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.

I've got magic. I've got poetry at my fingertips.

People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.

I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.

The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one.

It's quite fitting that Slash is getting a star on the very street Axl Rose will one day be sleeping on.

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math.

Mendacity is a system that we live in, " declares Brick. "Liquor is one way out an'death's the other.

Because children already have a realization of their weakness, is this not the best opportunity to apply the gospel to their hearts?

To become a better you, remember to be grateful to people who have contributed to making you who you are today.

The sum of wisdom is that time is never lost that is devoted to work.

At HBO, they seem to be well-informed. They make what I think are really quite mature films.

Ever since I was little, I loved to eat. I started eating when I wasn't hungry. My weight has always been up and down.

We Americans know - although others appear to forget - the risk of spreading conflict. We still seek no wider war.

Katie Dippold, who I wrote the script with, she's very into ghosts and all that. So I go, "Hey, why don't you talk to Katie?"

I have friends from rock stars to Rastas; I don't even know what an unexpected friend is.

I want to have young children although my mother and father are even now young sufficient to just take care of them.