You make friends with older people and you always feel young no matter what.

I was in Kashmir last weekend. Went to visit one of my sweaters.

A lot of alliteration from anxious anchors placed in powerful posts!

I'm not a big fan of the post-Armageddon stories, where Denzel Washington is walking around in a torn coat.

Wouldn't this be a great world if insecurity and desperation made us more attractive?

Your spouse should be just attractive enough to turn you on. Anything more is trouble.

If you want to be a writer, just write. There's no magic to it.

Getting older is a lot of fun. Right up there with chewing glass or putting your hand in a blender.

I can't not put humor in a book.

When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up.

Relaxation is the absence of worry.

When presented with an open door in your job, drive a Mack truck through it.

Knowledge is very important and one of the few things that accompanies us into the next life.

No matter what you do or where you are, you're going to be missing out on something.

If you're not hot I don't care about you.

Maybe in past years, perhaps women didn't feel quite as comfortable with revealing themselves, and their skills and their crafts... and now we are, so we're out there, just like the guys.

Art is the subjective, preferential treatment of certain elements of reality; it selects and resets, distributes light and shade, omits and underlines, softens and emphasises.

It bothers me that no one has the patience to deal with someone who is just sad.

I honestly don't listen to a lot of music - I spend so much time working at my own music.

The role of government is to create responsible greed to keep boundaries around what people do.

Did you know hemp is a natural fiber