You make me want to be a better man.

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.

People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.

My whole career strategy has been to build a base so that I could take the roles I want to play. I'd hate to think that a shorter part might not be available because I was worried about my billing.

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time.

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.

The minute that you're not learning I believe you're dead.

Human beings are always going to find interesting ways of making a mess of their lives. It's human nature.

I don't think many people have a very good understanding of leisure and the importance it plays in our lives.

Men dominate because of physicality, and thus they have mercy where women do not.

Know that I love you immensely, and you hurry home.

Life is not a solo act. It's a huge collaboration, and we all need to assemble around us the people who care about us and support us in times of strife.

I know most people use their phones to tell time, but there's something very romantic and beautiful about a timepiece.

Stories do not change the world. I've learned that. But perhaps in some secret, subtle way... I mean it's not the world I want to change.

My favorite artist in the world is Michael Jackson, and he revolutionized the music video aspect of music.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most [borrowed from Mark Twain]

You cannot be sure that you are right unless you understand the arguments against your views better than your opponents do.

Someone's opinion of you isn't reality... unless you decide to allow it!! You are who God says you are!!!

The way I hold the club, I've got my hand way over, like I'm driving a motorcycle. My Kawasaki grip.

Every flower about a house certifies to the refinement of somebody. Every vine climbing and blossoming tells of love and joy