You managed not to get eaten then?

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels.

During the Blitz, a lot of shops had their windows blown in and put up notices saying, 'More open than usual'. I now declare this place more open than usual.

Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.

How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?

People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.

I would like to go to Russia very much — although the bastards murdered half my family.

You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and I don't trust you.

The bastards murdered half my family.

In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, in order to contribute something to solve overpopulation.

When you are truly stunning, gorgeous and beautiful, you won’t have to prove that to anyone visually.

Eye can only see something ifidea about it has been in mind.

What do I sing, and what does my tambourine sing?

THINK, and do not sacrifice yourself to mathematical magic.

Social media provides an avenue to build relationships with media outlets and have an ongoing relationship with reporters.

Vote against anything introduced with a "re" in it, especially reforms, reorganizations, and recodifications. This usually means going back to something that failed once and is likely to do so again.

I think the reason I am important is that I know everything.

Richard Pryor is my favorite stand-up ever.

I, I don't think anybody's continually happy, uh, except idiots, you know. You know, you have to have little moments of depression.

There are some people who can never see a little cloud of fantasy float across the horizon of their dreams without building a heavy castle in the air upon it, and bringing it to earth.