You many have noticed I have a temper ... but when I calmed down, I realized that this world, blighted and imperfect as it is, would be better with you in it.

I have a very varied taste in music. Everything from rap to classical to Latino to Rat Pack to jazz.

Two minds with but a single thought, two hearts that beat as one.

Defiance through compliance.

Love is a wonderful thing, my dear, but it leaves you wide open for blackmail.

The cucumber and the tomato are both fruit; the avocado is a nut. To assist with the dietary requirements of vegetarians, on the first Tuesday of the month a chicken is officially a vegetable.

Books may look like nothing more than words on a page, but they are actually an infinitely complex imaginotransference technology that translates odd, inky squiggles into pictures inside your head.

If the real world were a book, it would never find a publisher. Overlong, detailed to the point of distraction-and ultimately, without a major resolution.

I collect ex-boyfriends -- and more than five, at last count.

If the real world were a book, it would never find a publisher.

Have you ever wondered how nostalgia isn"t what it used to be?

An excellent mother knows she has the beautiful life, and she is a big time programmer.

My tastes are aristocratic my actions democratic.

I have a long-lasting gratitude and trust for what UNICEF does.

I feel that my ear candy is a little different from the ear candy most people are receiving right now.

No one is all-knowing and therefore all of us need both love and charity.

Men are wonderful. I adore them. They always give you the benefit of the doubt.

Every day, try to help someone who can't reciprocate your kindness.

Only the dead know the truth.

They may never say it, but your parents really are proud of you when you follow your heart and chase your dreams.

Impossible is just an opinion, nothing else!