You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

...the great floodgates of the wonder-world swung open...

Technology is always a two-edged sword. It will bring in many benefits, but also many disasters.

No man who says, 'I'm as good as you,' believes it. He would not say it if he did.

Life was meant to be lived.

Having a movie that lasts and makes your image imprinted into the history of cinema, it's very positive.

The language of love is the language of humility or humbleness.

History is not a nightmare from which. I am trying to awaken, but rather, a glorious tale which I wish to be cast in.

My goal as a puzzle designer is to create a meaningful experience for the player, not just 'I solved it,'

I became disillusioned with dance when I was 16 and started focusing on acting.

...but for a soldier his duty is plain. He is to obey the orders of all those placed over him and whip the enemy wherever he meets him.