You may be surprised to discover you're rich, especially if you're broke.

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.

Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin.

A firm, hearty handshake gives a good first impression, and you'll never be forgiven if you don't live up to it.

At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child — miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic and useless. Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats.

There's a whiff of the lynch mob or the lemming migration about any overlarge concentration of like-thinking individuals, no matter how virtuous their cause.

Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.

Watching Republicans in Washington is like watching lemmings, if lemmings jumped into cesspools instead of off cliffs. Splash! There goes Mark Foley!

Authority has always attracted the lowest elements in the human race

In reality, though, most of the time we don’t choose the best option—we choose the first reasonable option, a strategy known as satisficing.

When a confident woman allows you to take over the care of her, you’re both elevated to a higher level.

Conscious living allows us to become the composers and conductors of our lives.

Where the myth fails, human love begins. Then we love a human being, not our dream, but a human being with flaws.

Lessons will repeat to you in various forms until you have learned them. When you have learned them, you can then go on to the next lesson.

It's easy to write for God and about God, because what a thrill to remind the church that the Holy Spirit of God is in you. What a rush! What an amazing blessing!

My own prejudices are exactly the opposite of the functionalists': "If you want to understand function, study structure".

Every day is a renewal, every morning the daily miracle. This joy you feel is life.

Nobody is defeated until he starts blaming somebody else. My advice to you is don't fix the blame. Fix the problem.

I get mad like anybody else does, but being able to laugh about getting mad is very healthy, and my kids know that.