You may marry the man of your dreams, ladies, but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps.

The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.

Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

Excuse the mess but we live here.

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.

Half the world's starving; the other half is trying to lose weight.

Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.

I call myself a 'domestic goddess.

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

I quit smoking. I feel better. I smell better. And it's safer to drink out of old beer cans laying around the house.

Each one of them suffering from the failures of their day, with strings of guilt they tried hard to guide us.

Complete honesty has nothing to do with 'purity' or naivety. The full truth is unattainable to naivety, and the completely honest artist is not pure in heart.

When invitation come, then I inquire just to see new place or seeing just the one sort of family, then not much interest.

The scalpel won't make you happy.

If one fears men much he will never do anything great for God: all that one does for God arouses persecution.

In kindergarten, you can learn how to be a citizen of the world.

The eternal tide flows hid in Living Bread. That with its Heavenly Life too be fed.

Take this squirrel, for instance. Ulysses. Do I believe he can type poetry? Sure, I do believe it. There is much more beauty in the world if I believe such a thing is possible.

Massage is the only form of physical pleasure to which nature forgot to attach consequences.

I never want to abandon my bike. I see my grandfather, now in his seventies and riding around everywhere. To me that is beautiful. And the bike must always remain a part of my life.