You may not be aware of this but Leonard Bernstein won another award, for explaining the music of Igor Stravinsky... to Igor Stravinsky!

Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

Always remember to forget the things that made you sad, but never forget to remember the things that made you glad.

Many people have asked me why there are three pedals in these grand pianos. Well the pedal in the middle is there to separate the two other pedals.

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.

A Smile is a curve which can set a lot of things straight.

One afternoon, when I was four years old, my father came home, and he found me in the living room in front of a roaring fire, which made him very angry. Because we didn't have a fireplace.

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

Clarinets, like lawyers, have cases, mouthpieces, and they need a constant supply of hot air in order to function.

I don't mind growing old. I'm just not used to it.

I wish my talent was something that could be celebrated. You see, I can talk to the dead.

Christmas is the keeping-place for memories of our innocence.

A powerful truth is that if we love the Lord, love His Word, love His people, and love one another, we won't want to gossip.

All it really needed was the proper point of view. No one's gonna bring me down.

Wikipedia is the #5 site on the Web and serves 450 million different people every month - with billions of page views.

Believe that God is in control. There is no need to be stressed out or worried

Causing a riot is what I do best.

Those looking for ideology in the White House should consider this: For the men who rule our world, rules are for other people.

Just because somebody makes a mistake doesn't make them useless.

I think democracy is the most revolutionary thing in the world, because if you have power you use it to meet the needs of you and your community.