You may say you're "anti-status, " but if you filled a room with people who said that, they would soon form a status hierarchy based on how anti-status each person claims to be.

The number of times he'd had to pinch his nose to keep his soul in so that he'd make no noise while peering through the parlor keyhole...

The shortness of life, so often lamented, may be the best thing about it.

I'm a person with a ton of energy who likes to scream and party and rock out. And there are other sides of me that are real serious.

I mean the future has become old fashioned.

I've tried to be a better person... I've tried, and tried and tried! You know how hard I've tried! Tell me how I've tried..." "Nice try... Five cents, please!

The New York Times Bestseller 'The Amateur,' written by Ed Klein, former editor of the 'New York Times Magazine,' is one of the best books I've read.

Philosophers are capable of almost endless enjoyment of mutual misunderstanding.

The famous soft watches are nothing else than the tender, extravagant, solitary, paranoic-critical camembert oftime and space.

Recovery is about purpose and meaning in life, not “sobriety” and meetings.

I make sure I sing a cappella to let people know I can sing.