You mean in the state?

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.

We did have three go to the YMCA.

They wanted to buy out my contract, but I couldn't make change for a $20, so they had to let me stay.

Coaches who shoot par in the summer are the guys I want on my schedule in the winter.

You may be big in New York, but in Walters, Oklahoma, you're nobody.

Hell no. When I die I want to be sick.

Doctors bury their mistakes, but mine are still on scholarship.

If I make a set of rules, then a guy goes out and steals an airplane. He comes back and says, 'It wasn't in the rules.'

I'd rather be a football coach. That way you only lose eleven games a year.

You may not understand what all's happening in your life right now, but any possible explanation pales in comparison to what you do know because of your faith in God's goodness and assurance.

Without struggle there is no progress.

Frank Sinatra is the only one that went from teen idol to superstar.

We had the Windows app store in Windows 8, but one of the big changes in the design of Windows 10 is to make sure that the app store is front and center where our usage is, which is the desktop.

A man today never feels so alive as when he is hurtling from one point to another on the azimuth.

I never for a day gave up listening to the songs of our birds, or watching their peculiar habits, or delineating them in the best way I could.

I've come close to death more times than Elizabeth Taylor has said 'I do.'

I like idolator.com a lot. Every once in a while they shred me on there, but it's usually pretty funny.

I love body parts, especially hands.

Beauty is only a look. It has nothing to do with what I'm like inside.