You messed with the wrong white girl, motherfucker!” Tyler shouted.

The sh*t's gonna splatter, start buggin, yo..." Mencheres to Cat

Brush teeth. Wash hair. Rule undead world with an iron fist.

It was ironic; he held her captive, yet she’d captivated him.

You're shagging a woman who can turn into a dragon? Blast you, Charles, I am sick with envy!

I am a nice young girl here to pick up your granddaughter for the weekend... We're going to a Bible retreat to scare the devil out of her. - Bones to Cat's grandparents

You're not a woman," he said finally. "You're the Grim Reaper with red hair!

Careful, luv. I might be angry with you, but that doesn't mean I don't still want you. So if you do that again, I'll shag you right here, right now, and sod anyone who wants to watch

That face. That body. And you know he’s packing. Look at the angle on that dangle.

I couldn't help shaking my head as I looked at him. Ian slept like a baby every morning - well, a baby who continually kept one hand down his pants.

Nice to meet you, mate, and here's some advice: Don't even think about it. You try anything with her and I'll neuter you with my bare hands.

Fact is is always truth but truth is not always fact

Whoever thinks a faultless piece to see. Thinks what ne'er was nor is nor e'er shall be.

Human nature is complex. Even if we do have inclinations toward violence, we also have inclination to empathy, to cooperation, to self-control.

One of the things that's important about family is the narrative history they create for themselves.

Being a husband is a whole-time job.

When I'm going through something that has a big impact on my life, it's much easier to sing.

I think self-discipline is something, it's like a muscle. The more you exercise it, the stronger it gets.

Disloyalty in trusted servants is one of the most disheartening things that can happen to a public performer.

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is.

The main factor in a penalty shootout is luck again. You need to stay calm and focussed but the biggest thing you need is luck.