You might be a redneck if The Salvation Army declines your mattress.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

Beyond the limit of suffering is strength.

People sccumb to injuries and i sccumbed to my thoughts

The sage never seems to know his own merits, for only by not noticing them can you call others' attention to them.

When you're paid to do a job, it's better to give a few minutes more to it, than a few minutes less. That's one of the differences between doing a job honestly and doing it dishonestly! See?

Our work is to present things that are as they are.

I love vulnerability. It's what keeps me soft and from becoming emotionally calcified.

In souls filled with love, the desire to please God is continual prayer.

I can't wait for the iPhone 6. It's my only ambition in life to have it quickly.

Egotism is usually subversive of sagacity.

Fear of failure is always a driver but the thirst for more is a good one too... So I think you need a little bit of both.