You might be a redneck if a full-grown ostrich has fewer feathers than your cowboy hat.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

Persistent effort is what will create the life you most desire.

Aggression, Violence, Exploitation, Depression, Despair, Prejudice, War, Intolerance, Poverty, Are all a result of a misunderstanding of the nature of Self.

Sometimes the beauty is easy. Sometimes you don't have to try at all. Sometimes you can hear the wind blow in a handshake. Sometimes there's poetry written right on the bathroom wall.

A person's birthday should be a special day, a wonderful day, a day of pure celebration for the luck of being born!

I love working for the people of Indiana. I love helping our citizens make the most of their lives, but I do not love Congress.

War is science of destruction.

As an actor, your motives and your own crazy psyche is really all you're responsible for in the movie.

I always like when things [movies] are loosely based on real events. That always makes it more interesting because there's a lot of research you can do.

I'm weird. I still believe that when you do good deeds, you get something back in return. That's why I really enjoy helping other guys succeed.

There is always a way and always hope in the next sunrise, and in the next second, and in the next minute.