You might be a redneck if an expired license plate means another decoration for your living room wall.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

You are spiritual, blessed, and god-like when you have realized that God and all humans are alike.

Youth must triumph... now. Afterwards, it will be life.

And the danger is that in this move toward new horizons and far directions, that I may lose what I have now, and not find anything except loneliness.

A lot of my cartoon voices are basically just variations on my natural voice.

There is no fatigue so wearisome as that which comes from lack of work.

I worked hard at memorizing lists of facts and figures, and carried with me a book of facts.

If you love what you do, then you always find the time.

Show me a man who cannot bother to do little things and I'll show you a man who cannot be trusted to do big things.

Don't be so fast, you're all you've got.

Be wild and crazy and drunk with Love, if you are too careful, LOVE will not find you.