You might be a redneck if an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger changed your life.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

Keep your eyes open and try to catch people in your company doing something right, then praise them for it.

That's a demon for you. Wants me dead but wants to be sure that he is the one who does me in.

To be a Bond girl you need courage, charm, determination and feistiness.

We cannot bank our hopes on possibilities. We must put our trust in ourselves, in our capabilities and efforts and strength and preparations not only for our success but even to avoid our own defeat.

Giving is what fuels us. Giving is our future.

But I think the Great DiMaggio would be proud of me today.

People assuming that because I'm a great athlete, I can dance. But no. My rhythm is off a little bit.

Any who love Jesus will love others much more.

Beware of luxury! Beware of acquiring the taste and need for it, under the pretext of providing for the morrow.

If I'm going to show cleavage or chest then I don't show leg. I show one thing. If I show leg then everything else is covered up.