You might be a redneck if people hear your car long before they see it.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

I would rather be a real Timex than a fake Rolex.

If they're not going to respect you, then they best damn well fear you.

The point to remember is that what the government gives it must first take away.

I don't know whether I'm misanthropic. It seems to me I'm constantly disappointed. I'm very easily disappointed.

I am not a theologian, nor am I a priest or a minister, but I think building walls is fundamentally contrary to what made this country what it is. We're a pluralistic society in its functions.

You can be genuinely forgiven by God and other people but still suffer the consequences from a particular sin in your life.

Ambitious, absorbing, and poignantly moving.

The only thing worth having in an earthly existence is a sense of humor.

It seems to be remarkable that death increases our veneration for the good, and extenuates our hatred for the bad.

Everyone threw the blame on me ... they nearly always do. I suppose ... they think I shall be able to bear it best.